Usually on Valentine’s Day, we stay at the ranch. Long lines at the local restaurants are far from romantic. What is the point of stressing out on Valentine’s Day? No point at all. I prefer to stay home, and then go out to eat when everything has calmed down.
I will take this opportunity to tell you that I only get grocery store flowers on Valentines Day. And no, I don’t really care for the idea of a bouquet that is sold next to the motor oil, adult diapers and dog food. But my argument over aesthetics has fallen on deaf ears and rusty wallets over the years. Dog food flowers are all I’m going to get until my funeral.
I am counting on Dog Food Flower Man not reading this. If he does, good.
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